What is it with men and machines?

No sooner had we finished a late breakfast this morning than our spanish friend Paco arrived on the doorstep. Paco is a local guy who does a bit of land clearance for us. What he lacks in stature, he makes up for in the ability to put in a good day’s work on very difficult terrain. He is of indeterminate age, he says he doesn’t know how old he is – could be anywhere between late fifties and mid seventies – it is very difficult to tell with someone who has spent his life in the sun working on the land. He is well under five feet tall and as sure footed as a mountain goat, tackling any slope without fear of slipping or sliding, most often wearing a pair of children’s crocs on his tiny feet in place of sturdy boots.

He has taken to unexpectedly calling at the house, at any time of the day, just to while away some time, I presume. He is not the easiest of visitors, simply because I find it almost impossible to understand what he is saying. Even the most educated local spaniard speaks with a very strong dialect, not pronouncing various consonants and talking at a great rate of knots. I would venture that Paco is not the most educated of locals, added to which he has very few teeth remaining to help him form his words and as a result the conversation does not really flow very well. I am sure he understands what I am saying to him in my rather poor spanish, but once I start a thread of conversation, I am lost as soon as he replies.

This morning I proudly showed him my new toy – not exactly a machine but a long handled pair of shears that I purchased in order to tackle some very long grass growing on a very steep bank above Liana’s stable, and then proceeded to put on my coat and boots and attack said grass. It wasn’t long before Paco came out to join me and he immediately relieved me of my prized new toy and completely took over, scaling the almost vertical bank, snipping at everything in sight, including a few ground cover plants that I had been encouraging to thrive for a few years.

The newly cleared bank and the very happy Liana  who ate all the grass cuttings

The newly cleared bank and the very happy Liana who ate all the grass cuttings

What I had expected to take me most of the morning, leaning down from the top and climbing a ladder from the bottom, Paco completed in about 30 minutes, and then continued to prune my half dead nectarine tree, re-shape several decorative shrubs and close-shave my beloved (but rather overgrown and very straggly) jasmine back into its original arch. Then he handed me back my shears and was gone, leaving me nothing to prune. Oh well, one thing is certain – it will all grow back again and I will have plenty other opportunities to play with my new toy.

The newly tamed jasmine arch - although I preferred it in its wild form

The newly tamed jasmine arch – although I preferred it in its wild form

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10 Responses to What is it with men and machines?

  1. Marianne says:

    I think you are describing most campo Paco’s! He’s done a great job of your jasmine arch – good man. 🙂

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  2. David Wolfe says:

    No man should ever be without a selection of machines, cars, motor bikes, chain saws the bigger the better, but I have to say it would take a woman to even consider calling a pair of garden shears a machine. You don’t have to worry Maggie I haven’t got my beady eyes on them.

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  3. dsh1963 says:

    There is a radio program called Vinyl Cafe on CBC radio. One episode has the main character trying to install a new outlet in the kitchen. Before you know it, there are 7 neighbours with various tools in his kitchen, trying to help him. They end up taking out two walls and having to renovate the whole kitchen.

    Donna

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  4. Maggie Gardner says:

    You’re going to have to hide the shears, he will want to use them every time he comes!! Agree with Marianne the arch is lovely.

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  5. I know exactly how Paco feels. I was housesitting for a friend last week and he returned to find only a fraction of the shrubs he had entrusted to my care – and he hadn’t even asked me to do any gardening! I trimmed the cat’s fur too; unforgivable.

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    • magwood says:

      I wouldn’t be able to get anywhere near my cat with the shears. I did have a go at the dog last year, but the result wasn’t great – lucky he couldn’t see in the mirror!

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